✎ YUKOKI
SABU ✘;
Scratch&Scribbles;

shmurdapunk:

fyeahlilbit3point0:

gingerhaze is my hero.

"BUT LOOK WE’VE GOT PAUL RUDD!" - Marvel Studios

15 DAYS OF FANMIXES

jbaggles:

  1. for your otp (or any ships you’re into at the moment)
  2. for a female character
  3. songs you’ve recently fallen in love with
  4. expressing a certain emotion
  5. for a tv show
  6. about a certain type of relationship (examples: a dysfunctional couple, best friends, mother and daughter, a mushy romance)
  7. for a male character
  8. songs you were obsessed with growing up
  9. for a movie
  10. something supernatural/mythological/fantasy-related (example: vampires, a greek god, dragons)
  11. for a fictional friendship
  12. songs that cheer you up
  13. for a book
  14. dedicated to a friend
  15. whatever you want! you decide!

scratchandscribbles:

Everyone: talking about Van Gogh.
Dad: How did he answer the phone then?!
Me: *after chugging alcohol and losing my mind* YOU HAVE TWO EARS, DUMBASS!
Everyone: !!!!!!
Dad: Oh no! You got me!

FUCKING GODDAMMIT THEY DIDNT HAVE PHONES BACK THEN I’M SO FUCKING STUPID
and I proceeded to laugh so hard i started sobbing and couldn’t breathe.

found this in my archive

tbh i still laugh about this today

show creator: i know what you are
bi character: say it. out loud.
show creator: ...not interested in labels

thicccc:

a quick guide to tipping your servers (in america)

- please tip 15% minimum unless your server is really really terrible. servers get tipped minimum wage which is currently federally at $2.13 an hour if i’m not mistaken. it varies from state to state but the highest i know of right now is $3.10/hr. we don’t earn a lot in hourly wages. it’s not like we’re swimming in money after a 50-hour work week. our income is literally based on our tips. we try our best to be nice and talkative, but if we’re very very busy and can’t pay extra attention to you, don’t think we’re being rude or lazy.

- if your food is incorrectly cooked or your alcoholic drink is too weak/mixed incorrectly, please don’t tip your server less for this! it’s one thing if they put in the order wrong, but it’s another if the cooks aren’t doing their job. at most places, cooks do NOT get a cut of the tips. so don’t give your server a bad tip for bad food. likewise, bartenders sometimes will get a tip-out from servers, but it’s not usually more than 3% of all of the alcohol the server sold the entire night, so if your beer is warm, it’s probably not your server’s fault and you shouldn’t tip them bad for a warm beer.

- if you have a party and you’re splitting up the checks, check how much everyone’s tips are altogether! a lot of the time parties who split the checks assume other people are tipping well and don’t tip servers even a full 15%. if you’re a big party you’re likely one of the only tables a server has for the night. you know how gratuities are 18%? tip a party like a gratuity - 18% standard since you’re taking up a lot of room, more if the service was good.

- if you have a small bill, please don’t do 15% on like, a 5 dollar tab. leave a couple bucks. a server doesn’t want small change. it doesn’t make up for the loss in hourly wages like its supposed to.

- if you’re only drinking/have a small bill and you’re sitting at a table for a long time, realize that you should tip extra for taking up that table. by not ordering food or drink, you’re preventing table turnover for that server and keeping them from earning the money they need. that’s not to say you can’t sit down and socialize, just that you need to be considerate when tipping for taking up the table.

- this is a big one!! if you have a coupon or a discount card, do NOT tip for the bill after the discount! ALWAYS tip your server based on the bill before the discount. this is so important especially at places that have a buy one get one free meal coupons. those are awful for servers because people only tip them for half of the service the server provided usually. please tip based on the pre-discount bill!

I would do many more drawing videos if I had a camera and a tripod. …Or at least a way to set up my webcam correctly. I’m so out of practice with my tablet and I just don’t have the motivation to do anything but draw in my sketchbook…

I keep forgetting whip out my phone to make vines too. OTL

Erica brought me a new friend from the fabric festival thing. He’s made from alpaca and SUPER SOFT.

toelsweyr:

fyi the post that’s going around captioned “emma watson’s response to the nude photo leak threats” (or any variation thereof) of her showing her breasts isn’t real

it’s a photoshop of this picture she did for mariano vivanco and by reblogging that post you’re violating her just as much as the rest of the creeps threatening to release nude pictures of her

thanks, bye

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madelinelime:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.

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pavender:

theprophetchuck:

captain-rel:

jensenacklesmeltsmyheart:

mamebig:

Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

FUCK I AM EXCITED

SO MANY WONDERFUL ACTORS I CANNOT WAIT!!!

GUYS. ITS A DISNEY MUSICAL. BY THE DIRECTOR OF CHICAGO AND THE PRODUCER OF WICKED. WATCH THE TRAILER.

I hope they don’t have that swinging dong like in the mainstage production ;__;

[[HEAVY BREATHING]]

“Just remember, even your worst days only have twenty-four hours”

- 10 word story (via eteriese)

 

(via oliveweed)

northmiamigoon:

me as hell

zodar:

konkeydongcountry:

brook:

montypla:

Gamer gate has been trying to use Bayonetta as a rallying point, and criticism of it as proof of a “feminist agenda” in reviews

They’ve been trying to get Hideki Kamiya, creator of Bayonetta, to support them

Well, he tweeted this today.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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the salt is so fucking real

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THE DEVASTATOR