(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
2009 - fall out boy left
2009 - my chemical romance new album
2013 - fall out boy new album
2013 - my chemical romance left
it’s like the world can’t handle that level of emo at the same time anymore
there can be only one