THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME
its been over 12 hours and i still cant wrap my mind around the fact that this 4chan shit started because 4chan was trying to trick 4chan into attacking 4chan pretending to be tumblr attacking 4chan and it didnt work so 4chan pretended to be tumblr on 4chan to make 4chan attack tumblr
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
”Dragon Age Inquisition Will "Absolutely" Be Affected by Previous Choices”
what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*
My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?
Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.
Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1
'my liege the latest batch of liars and thieves have crossed the river. what shall we do with them?''they…um…what do you normally do? with them? the uh…the liars.''we roast them in the communal kiln''oh…OH oh my god. no um. wow. thats harsh''my liege this is HELL''yeah but…could you (i dont know) could you um…lay off? the roasting? for now?''we…could. what ELSE should we do?''maybe um…maybe yell at them a little bit yeah? tell them lying is wrong.''….''maybe…like kinda push them a little too.' (x)
THIS IS MEEE WITH ALL THESE OVERPLAYED SONGS